The world of SpongeBob SquarePants is one cutesy non-stop party. A shipload full of jokes and joy on a whimpy swim. Huge question mark. I wonder why the heck you dig so deep and ponderously underwater? Dear Mr. and Mrs. Marine Biologist, just read this booklet, eh.

SpongeBob is a quirky squarely natural sea sponge. Nomen est Omen (the name is not to blame) – square shaped, practical, good.

No doubt about it – his beloved brown shorts have to be as cornered as he himself. He is bright yellow (but not as bright minded), he has blue eyes (rumours say it’s contact lenses), he has the most eye catching choppers this side of Bikini Bottom.

He is willing and thaaaat  naive. To top it off, he is such an eager beaver: “I’m ready!!!” But: The Power that Good Intends Brings Chaos in the Ends. Wubba, wubba, wubba – Crash!!

He works at the restaurant Krusty Krab as a burger fryer. An inspiring example to all sponges, hardworking, painstaking and Tip-Bob in shape.

His colleague Squidward Tentacle’s mood swings are as ill-humoured and sulky as he looks. The glaucous calamari is Mister Meany in person. Even more than slaving away as a cashier cuttle, he hates SpongeBob being carefree. A little Merwitch surely must have cursed him. Cause snappy Sponge is not only his workmate but his neighbour. Geez! And when Spongy is romping around with his Pal Patrick, the Tentacle’s tribulation turns totally true.

This Patrick Star is a common pink starfish. He takes each bubble as it comes, pretty lame-o and brainless, and lets Neptune slide things along. These two topsy-turvy nursery nerds are connected by their close friendship, their bromance, and their favourite hobby: Jelly fishing (“That is the coolest sport ever!!!”). They hardly can wait for the first spring day ... the opening catch of the season. Hounding slimimals to milk the desired royal jelly. Yummy Yum Yum!